Britney spears-a psychoanalysis

What has Britney spears got to do with me? A week back if you put
britney and paris hilton in front of me and asked me to identify
britney there was exactly 50% chance that i would have pointed at
paris hilton and declared her to be the new britney spears.You cannot
blame me on that.Britney is not a popular figure in india and i dont
follow gossip.Besides i have a self suspected congenital malformation
that makes me difficult to remember names.I hope i could name this
disorder sometime in my career.So lets get back to this britney
matter.Ok.I began following britney when i saw this news at digg.com
about britney cosmetically altering her lips.Now i have a site
cosmeticsurgery.50webs.org,a rather new site i created a few weeks
back.Feel free to visit it and give feedback.Now she doing cosmetic
surgery got me interested.I made it a routine to check britney
gossip.Thats when i got to know her.And She Was Acting really
WEIRD.running over a paparazo's foot,stopping,CRYING,and speeding away
was really weird.But more weird was she taking classes about
parenting.I have always believed that if a woman needs training on how
to raise her child or any child,there is some abnormality
somewhere.Most probably a mental malformation.And to bolster my
suspicions she crashed onto a car while parking and a lot of other
stuffs.

Now the most straight forward diagnosis to britney's woes would be to
blame it on drugs.May be its rational.But i find it hard to accept
that as a plausible argument.I have seen a lot of drug addicts in my
4year life as a medical student.They were not on soft drugs,but on
hard drugs like brown sugar,hashish and all.But even for them it took
a longer while to manifest mental problems and their problems never
correspond to what i read about britney. Rather hers is a singular
problem.It is not a recent problem either.Her problem can be dated
back to a number of years. What shocked me most was her nude photo
while pregnant.Her divorse from kfed made her problems worse.Rather
she has become shezophrenic.

Here's my assessment of her problems. Britney was not born in a star
family.Like most of us she was born in a 'normal' family.Her rise to
stardom was not instantaneous.Her performances started when she was a
toddler.Since then she had been under constant pressure and
stress.This life long pressure has had a heavy toll on her mental
status.She has been battered by the constant spot light on her life
from the media,paparazi and everyone else.With the divorse to kfed her
last string of support was snapped and she slipped to a world of
insecurity.Imagine shut up in a golden house with bodyguards all
around no one to call your own,no one to fall back on,no one to love
or talk.Anyone can go crazy.Thats what happened to britney.Her drug
problem has risen out of this void in her life and that has made
matters worse.

Whats next for britney?A lot will depend to whether she can make up
with kfed.She needs a support or she has to find another man soon.The
best bet i can make on britney if she continues her life this way is
that she will turn ultra religious.Its unlikely that she will turn to
christianity as it does not provide the security she needs.She may
turn to scientology or islam but wont stick to either in the long run
as she will find the false security of religions unbearable.She may
walk away from religions and lead a complete paranoid life or may be
she ll marry a priest! Who knows.!.

My advice to britney will be to leave her money,body guards and fame
in the us and go to somewhere people wont recognise her like perhaps a
remote hamlet in india or among the tribals in africa and experience
nature.Nature alone can cure the mind.Nothing can calm you as the
sound of gushing water with the addictive smell of nature.Thats my
health tip today.Best of luck britney.

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Sandeep.N