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Britney spears-a psychoanalysis

What has Britney spears got to do with me? A week back if you put
britney and paris hilton in front of me and asked me to identify
britney there was exactly 50% chance that i would have pointed at
paris hilton and declared her to be the new britney spears.You cannot
blame me on that.Britney is not a popular figure in india and i dont
follow gossip.Besides i have a self suspected congenital malformation
that makes me difficult to remember names.I hope i could name this
disorder sometime in my career.So lets get back to this britney
matter.Ok.I began following britney when i saw this news at digg.com
about britney cosmetically altering her lips.Now i have a site
cosmeticsurgery.50webs.org,a rather new site i created a few weeks
back.Feel free to visit it and give feedback.Now she doing cosmetic
surgery got me interested.I made it a routine to check britney
gossip.Thats when i got to know her.And She Was Acting really
WEIRD.running over a paparazo's foot,stopping,CRYING,and speeding away
was really weird.But more weird was she taking classes about
parenting.I have always believed that if a woman needs training on how
to raise her child or any child,there is some abnormality
somewhere.Most probably a mental malformation.And to bolster my
suspicions she crashed onto a car while parking and a lot of other
stuffs.

Now the most straight forward diagnosis to britney's woes would be to
blame it on drugs.May be its rational.But i find it hard to accept
that as a plausible argument.I have seen a lot of drug addicts in my
4year life as a medical student.They were not on soft drugs,but on
hard drugs like brown sugar,hashish and all.But even for them it took
a longer while to manifest mental problems and their problems never
correspond to what i read about britney. Rather hers is a singular
problem.It is not a recent problem either.Her problem can be dated
back to a number of years. What shocked me most was her nude photo
while pregnant.Her divorse from kfed made her problems worse.Rather
she has become shezophrenic.

Here's my assessment of her problems. Britney was not born in a star
family.Like most of us she was born in a 'normal' family.Her rise to
stardom was not instantaneous.Her performances started when she was a
toddler.Since then she had been under constant pressure and
stress.This life long pressure has had a heavy toll on her mental
status.She has been battered by the constant spot light on her life
from the media,paparazi and everyone else.With the divorse to kfed her
last string of support was snapped and she slipped to a world of
insecurity.Imagine shut up in a golden house with bodyguards all
around no one to call your own,no one to fall back on,no one to love
or talk.Anyone can go crazy.Thats what happened to britney.Her drug
problem has risen out of this void in her life and that has made
matters worse.

Whats next for britney?A lot will depend to whether she can make up
with kfed.She needs a support or she has to find another man soon.The
best bet i can make on britney if she continues her life this way is
that she will turn ultra religious.Its unlikely that she will turn to
christianity as it does not provide the security she needs.She may
turn to scientology or islam but wont stick to either in the long run
as she will find the false security of religions unbearable.She may
walk away from religions and lead a complete paranoid life or may be
she ll marry a priest! Who knows.!.

My advice to britney will be to leave her money,body guards and fame
in the us and go to somewhere people wont recognise her like perhaps a
remote hamlet in india or among the tribals in africa and experience
nature.Nature alone can cure the mind.Nothing can calm you as the
sound of gushing water with the addictive smell of nature.Thats my
health tip today.Best of luck britney.

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Sandeep.N

MondaY morning

Hi.Nothing special to write about today.A wicked monday.I hate mondays
because i love sundays.The most beautiful moment on sundays is when
you wake up at 7 thinking of going to classes and find that its sunday
and you can sleep till 9.Today i read an article about a new discovery
in cancer.Rather a new treatment using ultraviolet rays.I liked the
idea.seems great.this is how it works-the scientists made some
antibodies that can destroy cancer cells.If it is given as such it
will attack other body cells and cause gross side effects.So the
scientists inactivated these antibodies by masking them and injected
them into the body.Now let us consider a patient with cancer in the
skin say in the back.After injecting the antibodies the back of the
patient is exposed to the ultraviolet rays causing the antibodies to
be activated and they destroy the cancer cells. The only demerit of
this technique is that it can only be applied for cancers near the
surface. Not for deep cancers.This is the best news i have heard about
cancer for a long while and i hope this becomes a turning point in
man's long fight against cancer.

This is the final week of my final year gynec posting.The speciality
of gynec is that you see the same thing everyday and still you dont
know much.Finding the head of the baby from a distended womb is as
enigmatic as astrology.You just guess.Sometimes i think what if there
is no ultra sonography scan.Certainly doctors must be highly skilled
20years back. Or was it the same? Did they just make guesses like us
today? I ll never get an answer for that.Now todays' health tip "to
keep your face clean healthy and scar free stop all cosmetics and wash
your face twice daily with warm water.Wash for 5 minutes and then
scrub your face with a towel.Use a little force.If you have time steam
your face.You will see great results in 10 days". Its my guarantee.

--
Sandeep.N

New blog

Hi everyone.Well today i have made a decision to blog frequently.I
always wanted to.But hell i am too lazy.Years back i remember the
attempts i made to write diary regularly.The longest i ever wrote
diaries was a stretch of ten days in a summer camp.That was perhaps
the most organised period in my life.So blogging is my new attempt to
make me organised.I feel a bit like chelsea now.Unorganised rough and
ugly.Speaking of football i am an arsenal fan.Rather arsenal has
become an obsession.A passion i relish.How beautiful it will be to
have a life like the way arsenal play their football! Divine passes
contacts and understanding that can make you feel like in heaven.And
they are young too.How good is it to feel young! I envy at people who
are 40 or 50 and feel young.I am only 22 and i feel old today.May be
my studies and my inactivity caused it.I dont know.I have always felt
medicine is not my field.The only thing that i have ever felt addicted
to in medicine is cancer.It was this desire to beat cancer that drew
me to medicine.I have lost a lot of acquaintances to cancer and i had
always dreamed of making a trip to the himalayas and bringing back a
wonder herb that can cure cancer! And now after 4 years in medicine i
feel a sense of emptiness. A feeling of coldness.The only thing that
revives passion in me now is football.So i love my obsession to
arsenal as my only escape route from this wicked world.Time to go back
to studies .Bye. And before going a health tip from a misfit
medico."the easiest way to loose weight is to abandon your dinner".I
had found it from myown experience.But its the most difficult thing to
do.

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Sandeep.N

The art of masturbation-for males

How to masturbate effectively-for males.

When i thought of a topic to write that is universal,interesting and
something of which i can write with authority, the first thing that
caught my mind was masturbation.I am sure 99% of you have done it
atleast once in your life.And ofcourse its a routine for many of you,
rather most of you especially adolescents and everyone who has not
got a girlfriend to fuck.

So lets get serious.I have known many friends who have never realised
the full potential of masturbation.Well i will help you in this.

1.How often-the leading doubt regarding masturbation is how often you
can do it without any problems. The first thing you have to remember
is that masturbation does not have any medical complications and will
not affect your sex life. Only extreme excessive masturbation may be
three times a day regularly will cause any long term problem. Even
that is yet to be substantiated.Masturbation is a normal physiological
phenomenon and even animals do it! Now the answer for how often you
can masturbate is rather irrelevant. It depends on how you feel. But
the best thing is to have a pulsating variation.that is you can
masturbate heavily for two or three days about 2-3 per day and then
leave a gap of around one week.This will keep your penis fresh and
your sexual senses will have ample recovery time.

2.Position-most people do it in the standing position in bathrooms.It
is utterly wrong.Your are wasting your sexual energy.The best position
is lying in your bed with head high or you can use the lithotomy
position(legs raised on either side and head low. Legs can be kept on
a stand). Later you can invent your own comfortable positions.

3.Time-the best time is early in the morning because the sex hormones
are released then. But it is not practical so you can have it at
night.

4.technique- its the most important part.Different people have
different techniques. Its much easier for those who have not
circumcised as the foreskin can be moved on the glans which is a
sexually rewarding experience.Now if you are circumcised you can use a
condom or other sexual aids.
Lubrication-the best lubrication is the secretions that come normally
when you are sexually stimulated. If not you can use saliva or creams
like ky jelly. Saliva is better though it has only short action.

Now how to make this time tested techniques better. Here are the
common mistakes you make.
1.Too fast hand movement.
You must move your hands in a musical manner.Neither fast nor slow.
But in a rhythmic movement so that your precious penis does not feel
any stress. Let it have its own course.

2.Stopping movement once semen starts to come out. Most mistake this
as the orgasm point. Then you are utterly mistaken.Orgasm comes at a
much later point.The most balant mistake you make is to leave the
penis once semen starts to come. What you have to do is to continue
your hand control and movements on the penis.Concentrate hard on your
sexual thoughts.Make sure that you think about what really turns you
on. Like if you get turned on keeping your penis between breasts them
reserve it to the last and use it at the end. You will have a much
better,powerful and longer lasting orgasm. I once hit the roof of my
room with a strong thought of my girlfriend moving her buttocks either
side.

3.Now how do you turn yourself on.Almost all use porn videos,books
etc. But the best way is to construct a story yourself.Take care of
minute details so that your own brain believes you and your sexual
regions in the brain will stimulate every inch of your body.Believe me
this will be superior to any aids.

Now get on with your little or big penis(doesnt matter really) and enjoy.

Now if you feel anything different or disagree with me, leave a
comment.Thanks for reading. Bye.

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Sandeep.N